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人之初 :At the beginning of life.
性本善 :Sex is good.
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same
習相遠 :But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷 :Sex will leave you.
教之道 :The way of learning it..
貴以專 :is very important to make love with only one person..
昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
擇鄰處 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
子不學 :If you don’t study hard,.
斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless..
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子 :All his five son took it.
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.
父之過 :It is all your fault..
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
子不學 :You may refuse to study this.
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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