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【Intro】
同学们上课了哦~
好了,同学们,把我的歌词打开
请翻到《因为我不是非主流》这一篇
今天老师想和你们研究一下非主流
这是一个非常有趣的话题
首先请听老师的朗读一遍
【Verse1:扣篮王火花】
这些女孩不是一般的小丑,
因为他们有个响亮的名字叫非主流
从80后到90后,再到00后
无论怎么变化他都是文化的肿瘤
好好的中国字被你们改写成火星文
好好的中国话被你们说成火星语
S.H.E.说全世界都在学中国话
然而非主流说的话,却越来越不像话
3厘米厚的粉底,烈焰的红唇
黑不溜秋的大眼圈,抹杀了孩子的清纯
我不知道是什么魅力占据了你们的灵魂
在我眼里好好的小女孩也变成了贱人
看看你们的打扮,真的比鬼要好看
百度贴吧每天都期待你们的呼唤
昨天出来个???,今天花花*** u
你们的妈妈都不知道如何哭诉这种痛苦
脑残不是错,出来显摆那就是做作
发型像个鸡窝,看的我都快要虚脱
拍完相片还要ps两个小酒窝
仿佛80岁的老婆婆都能P成小lolo
哪位同学有疑惑请你举起手来告诉我
这是火花的歌词,我说的不够多
【Chorus】
Why'd you always colour your eyes black.black.......
Why'd you always do something mad.mad......
That's the reason why got laughed at.at....
F-A-C-K means fack fack....
(译)
为什么你们总是画黑眼圈
为什么你们总是做疯狂的事
这就是你们被嘲笑的原因
f-a-c-k就是fack
【好下面请我们的外教,CP Howard先生说两句】
【Verse2: Mr.Howard】
N-O-N-M-A-I-N-S-T-R-E-A-M, what does this word mean?
Please go and ask those motherfucking chicks
They would proudly tell you that it's a kinda new fashion
【MC花花:Mr.Howard, it would pass on to the next generation】
bullshit, it's just your single imagination
Don't you know kids gone bad for the affectation
Is that exactly what you wanna call "emotion"?
Nonmainstream is absolutely the worst creation
in the world just like a piece of shit
I used to hear about beef between rappers
Now I even hear about beef between nonmainstreamers
How funny the shit is, I told the joke to my mama
Mum said they just wanna be suckers as funny makers
Now tall chick, short chick, slim chick, fat chick
Tell me with whom you got a relationship
Maybe Japanese Koreans or even not Asian
What about taking you visit your Uncle Martin
Don't be worried, I promise it would only take you 20 minutes
When you got left on the mars, u'd better marry to aliens
Yi ya yi ya yi ye oh oh
The aliens say they really fall in love with you.haha
【译】
N-O-N-M-A-I-N-S-T-R-E-A-M(非主流),这个词是什么意思?
请去问问那些小女孩
她们会自豪的告诉你那是一种潮流
(Howard先生,这东西会传给下一代吗?)
放P,这只是你个人的想法
难道你不知道,很多孩子都因为这种装逼而变坏了
难道这就是她们所强调的emotion?
非主流确确实实是世界上
最最恶心的东西就像一堆*
我曾经听说过rapper之间的矛盾
现在我居然还听说玩非主流的人之间也有矛盾
这多么的好笑,我把这个笑话告诉了妈妈
妈妈说她们只是想做哗众取宠的傻瓜
好了,高的,矮的,瘦的,胖的(女孩)
告诉我你跟谁求交往了
也许是日本人,棒子,甚至不是亚洲人
不如让我带你去看看你的马丁叔叔吧(马丁叔叔是动画片里的一个火星人)
不要担心,我保证这只花你20分钟的时间
但你被我留在火星上的时候,你最好嫁给外星人吧
咿呀咿耶哦噢噢噢(模仿火星语=。=)
外星人说她们真的爱上你们了。。。。
【Chorus】
Why'd you always colour your eyes black.black.......
Why'd you always do something mad.mad......
That's the reason why you got laughed at.at....
F-A-C-K means fack fack....
下面请同学们发言,花花,you please~
(Thank you~)
【Verse3:MC花花】
Post 80, post 90,what if I were post 50, which gang i should be in
I ain't 16,I ain't 17, tell me what you mean,
when I get in it, I'll be da queen of teen?
I don't wanna see they bitches show up in the magazine
They fucked up, they call themselves they are nonmainstream
They be sexy, they be seductive, they be cuties, they be shawty
But the majority is always absolutely ugly
Mr. Howard please tell me what they try to be
Would you please go to rescuse those crazy human beings
【Mr.Howard:Naw, they come from the Mars, they ain't Human beings.】
God Damn, why some bitches tryna come to borther me
They ain't rapping but they wanna have some beef with me
They be bitching like a crow of dirty lil pussy
Whatever, I will let you go but just don't be silly
They ain't rapping but I am rapping and now I even wanna ****
Be cool girl, 'cause I luv you more than your mama
I confess that you are most beautiful in the world
I could never ever find another same creature
But why some fucking chick just wanna be my hater
What you chicks did definitely drives me crazy
She, I remebered one chick called triple C
【译】
80后的,90后的,如果我是50后的,我该帮哪一方?
我不是16岁,我也不是17岁了,告诉我这是怎么一回事
是不是如果我也玩非主流,我就会变成大众的宠儿?
我真的不想看到这些孩子出现在杂志
她们草淡,她们总是说自己是非主流
说她们很性感,她们很诱惑,她们是美人,她们是小妞
但是大部分的都长得不怎么样
Howard先生,请你告诉我她们干的都是什么
你能不能去拯救这些疯狂的人类呢?
(不行,她们来自火星,她们不是地球人)
我靠,那为什么有些小女孩整天来烦着我
她们不是玩说唱的,但是却想和我有矛盾
她们就那样像群野猫一样一直在捣乱
不管怎么样,我可以放过你们,但你们别那么愚蠢
她们不是玩说唱的,我是玩说唱的,我现在还想**
小妞要乖乖的,因为我爱你胜于你妈妈
我承认你是世界上最美丽的一类
我从来都不能找到能与你们媲美的生物
但为什么有些小妞却要成为我的hater?
你们所做的真的令我抓狂
她,我记得有个来烦我的叫做ccc.
【Chorus】
Why'd you always colour your eyes black.black.......
Why'd you always do something mad.mad......
That's the reason why you got laughed at.at....
F-A-C-K means fack fack....
好了同学们,我们下课啦~
【Ending】
这首歌,只是针对那些发消息说我坏话的人
我不排斥非主流,我也不想攻击非主流
CCC你不要逼我行不?
说实话,其实有些非主流女生还挺漂亮的
呵呵,that's funny
One more time,Howard
Why'd you always do sth, mad,mad,mad,mad
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